Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Goallana Roomtone



Welcome the biz's new reconstructive standard guru, Goallana Roomtone*! Enter his Home Depot makeup kit and a Lowes hair management do it yourself workshop station to transform yourself into yourself transformed. Goallana Roomtone is certified and verified and is the "new insecticide to the doldrums of passe at home home and body reconstructive procedure". He will be at the Biennial with his trademark trade-show booth and smile offering free trials in "extensions & redemptions" biz lingo for great hair. Just ask Jess.

new truth. new hair.

*goallana roomtone is in fact an artistic manifestation of ryan trecartin's imagination and is therefore free of responsibilty to corporate or personal liability. check out his youtube page for a real blast.

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